Dear Reality, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Reality,

It’s funny, drinking
8 glasses of water a
day seems like it’s
impossible but 8 beers
and 6 shots in 3 hours
go down like a fat kid
on a see saw...

(Truth.)

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside
Envelope: 70# A2 envelope