Dear Friend, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Friend,

If you had to choose
between drinking wine every day or being
skinny, would you pick red or white?

Sincerely,
LMAO

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside
Envelope: 70# A2 envelope