Dear Life, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Life,

You keep saying ‘don’t
sweat the small stuff’,
but then you say ‘to
enjoy the little things’

Which is it?

Sincerely,
Confused

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside

Envelope: 70# A2 envelope