Dear Attention Span, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Attention Span,

I do not have ducks.
Or a row.
I have squirrels.
Lots of squirrels.
And they are everywhere!

Sincerely,
Wait. What was I saying?

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside
Envelope: 70# A2 envelope