Dear Life Lessons, a Dear Life Greeting Card

Humorous internal and external monologues on a typewriter format greeting card.

Text: 

Dear Life,

I have a complete grasp
of the fact that you are
not fair. So, please stop
trying to teach me that
lesson.

(Thank you.)

Paper: 4.25"x5.5" folded, blank inside
Envelope: 70# A2 envelope